- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Donald Trump

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I'm tired.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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