- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Donald Trump

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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