- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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