Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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