- Anti Joke

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.