- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Good job, son.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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