A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

thumb_up thumb_down -31

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thumb_up thumb_down -31

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

thumb_up thumb_down -33

no rasist joks

thumb_up thumb_down -33

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

sfdg

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

thumb_up thumb_down -35

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops