- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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