Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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stinky boner

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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