- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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