what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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star wars kid

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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