A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Shltskc gw? G

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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