Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Knock knock. Who's there?

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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