- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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