womens rights.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

read me write me

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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