Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You're a big fat monkey.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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