- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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