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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Title IX

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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