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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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