- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock Knock Come in

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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