Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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