What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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