"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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