- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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