what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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