Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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tea with milk?

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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