Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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men's rights activists

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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