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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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