- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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