- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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