What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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George W. Bush

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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