Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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