- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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