You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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