- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

it was all Tagart

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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