So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Go away still nothing to see

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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