If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

No your aunties a joke

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

ure mama's so fat

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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