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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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