Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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