- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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