- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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