- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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