- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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