- Anti Joke

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss