I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

poo

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

the economy.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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