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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Go away still nothing to see

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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