- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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