I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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