- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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