why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Men's rights

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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