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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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