- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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