- Anti Joke

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.