- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a vagina

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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