- Anti Joke

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Boner

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

bite me

Obama = ebola

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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