- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.