- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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