- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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