- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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