Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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WNBA

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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