What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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