- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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