- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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