Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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