Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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