Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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