- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What page are you on The gay page.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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