Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

America

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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