Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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