Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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