Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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