Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Maths.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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