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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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