Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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