- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Im adopted

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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