A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What is green and slow Grass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

12 niqqa 12.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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