Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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