How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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