A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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