- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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