- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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