what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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