What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

ure mama's so fat

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a vagina

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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