- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I like school Said no one ever.

A man walks into a vagina

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

ure mama's so fat

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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