- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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