- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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