- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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